Bonding
and the Office Romance
BLACK PENCIL DESIGN offers
a basket (case) of employee training courses to help stimulate morale
and aid bonding. These range from adventure weekends to strategic
office tasks to dirty weekends and can be great fun as well as leading
to the definition of top employee material who are ready to take
on each other, if not the world.
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| Right.
To begin this bonding session why don't we all sing "My old man's
a dustman?". |
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"If
you don't bond in the next ten minutes I'm going to scream and scream
and scream!". |
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"The
only person I haven't bonded with yet is Mary. She just won't even
look at me.". |
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"Oh
come on, let's have a nice cup of tea and a chat while the boss is
out. We'll bond later!" |
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"Yeah,
I'll bond with you Janet, how about you Ray?". "No problem...
you Gus?". "Yeah, sure. Can I bond first?". |
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"Okay
guys, if you're gay, that's fine, but if you're just bonding I should
go a little easier!".
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Alongside
bonding sessions we also offer ADVENTURE
WEEKENDS
to all our employees in the hope that this will increase their awareness,
confidence and management skills. It can also lead to the love of
others but most of all, great affection for one's self.
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"Right.
Fire a paint ball at his cock and let's get started!". |
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"I
hate these murder mystery weekends. I always end up being the murderer.
Do I look like a murderer, for God's sake?" |
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Paul
was impressive riding the bull, but his visualisation of it back in
the studio told us all he was totally up his own arse. |
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"Okay
Dawn, if you run the cursor over to the Print Menu and then down to
'Select Epson', your elbow should just be touching my dick and no
one will be the wiser.". |
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"Okay
Cuthbert, we've got the same nose and similar hair, let's give it
a go!". |
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Later
that evening, Cuthbert and Martha found they had similar glasses
too. All was going well until Martha discovered Cuthbert had a big,
sticky-out growth where his ladies bottom should be. |
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