The
Heart Of Our Industry
PEOPLE
are the name of the game in our DESIGN
STUDIO
environment (or 'is' the name of the game if you're as fussy as
Mel from copywriting). We did try chimps once but they just embarrassed
themselves by ejaculating all over the computer monitors. Having
said that, so did Brian, but he's left now.
Anyway,
without our people we would be nothing and neither would they, so
this page is dedicated to some of our key players. We just wish
they would dress more appropriately and stop pretending that good
design has anything whatsoever to do with what they are wearing.
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Dick
is our head designer and creative specialist. He knows how to put
a few colours together and make them work!
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| Gregg
is our foremost creative thinker when is comes to advanced techniques
such as Virtual Reality and computer graphics. However, he does have
more than the average days off work through walking into walls and
doors. Actual reality, does tend to catch him out a bit. |
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Terry
is one of the best Creative Directors around, but the constant use
of markers and more recently, the computer mouse, have taken their
toll on his bad shoulder. |
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Dick
designed the first of Europe's cobbled streets.
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Natasha
was the first person in the world to design fruit.
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has gone on to make a career out of it. |
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One
of Natasha's staggering designs. She calls it the 'Banana'. |
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Natasha
shows us how she concetrates while designing fruit. |
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designs include this visualisation of the first ever 'world fruit'. |
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Natasha's
fruit designs have yet to be fully implimented. |
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Tanya
tends to design herself mostly and often ignores client briefings.
We would fire her but we're too scared. However, we will say this:
she is excellent in meetings.
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He
too recently redesigned himself. Thankfully, his design includes the
use of a shirt and tie. |
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Fabian
is the best manipulator of the public and their 'zeitgiesty thing'
there has ever been. He sees it as a game of chess and sits like
this for hours thinking about 'them'. |
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Fabian's
original design for manipulation of the public's mind. (left).
Make
it cleverer we said – more today! More Zeitgtisty! He did
just that! (right) |
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When
Brian refused to stop ejaculating on our equipment we had no choice
but to send him packing. To make it as painless as possible though,
we asked him to produce a design to guide us through the whole process.
Bye Brian. God you were good! |
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