The Maintenance Department

MAINTENANCE plays a major part of our companies day to day affairs. We have thousands of computers and magic markers that can go wrong at any time. We employ men and woman like Jake at every one of our agencies throughout the world. Strangely, they are all called Jake, even the women.

Jake 047. Just one of our crew of leading experts on the subject of wiry bits and coffee spills. Jake says: "If it goes wrong just turn it off and back on again – works every time.".

Some of Jakes bits and pieces. They never move. They are set out to impress the girls from the main office who come down to the basement to have their paperclips re-bent and to laugh at Jake's improvised specs repair. "If your glasses are broken, take them off and put them back on again,", says our Jake.