Minion's
– The Company's on site Canteen
We
are very proud of
MINION'S, our on site canteen facility
aimed at offering our lower end employees, visiting technicians
and trades people the very best in cost effective easy access food
that we actually charge them for – a bit like' tied cottages'
isn't it.
There
is a MINION'S at every one of our world wide agencies so while our
clients are being wined and dined at top restraunts and our Account
Executives and top creative people are running up a tab on their
company credit cards, we can be sure that our lesser employees and
suppliers, while disgruntled, are at least not hungry and always
able to give one hundred and ten percent and work extraordinarily
long hours.
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How
the Creative Department see Edna. |
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| Friendly,
no nonsense Edna runs a cracking team. |
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Esther,
Enda's clone, tries to encourage the workforce down to dine. |
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"I'd
rather pour milk down my front than eat at Minion's", says
one employee.
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"...Hurry
up, I'm dropping off!" |
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The
staff are well trained in the art of friendly service. "Right
love, tell me what you want and I'll see if we do it". |
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...and
the reality. |
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| The
designer's original concept for the Minion's atmosphere quotia. |
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"Look,
I'm sure they've accidentally put some coffee in my coffee!". |
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"I
hear they are now putting soap into the cappuccinos to make them
froth up better."... |
..."Ooo
I do hope so.". |
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The
staff at Minion's are encouraged to give large portions. "Who's
the ham salad sandwich?". |
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Tim
from despatch frequents Minion's everyday. He sits down next to women
and fiddles about under the table. He has been warned not to do this
many times, but hey, a customer is a customer. |
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Some
of the regulars realise they are needed and can be quite difficult:
"If you sneak up behind me again Esmarelda I swear I will leave". |
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| Some
people just don't understand. |
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| Gosh,
this extra large espresso has quite a kick. |
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"I
would like to complain bitterly. When visiting your Agency to discuss
an advertising campaign for my oil fields, I was taken out to dine
at the Ritz. I have since heard about your in-house facility: Minion's,
which I was not invited to visit. Is it because I am an Arab?" |
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When
Gerald asked Margaret if she fancied a coffee at Minion's after the
meeting, she looked at him like he was no better that a piece of gum
stuck to a tramp's foot. |
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Sometimes,
waiting for custom at Minion's can be quite boring... |
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...the
staff have all on staying awake. |
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