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New Projects and Ideas

PROJECTS AND IDEAS don't always get off the ground. Sometimes they just lay on the floor in Karl's office for months and people tread on them, but enough of the Company's attitude to Karl's work. If he stopped wearing the German uniform from the Second World War we might treat his work more seriously . For God's sake Karl, let us forget. We won okay? Let's play football and put the past behind us.

NEW IDEAS are not easy things to come up with in a world of preconception, prejudice and pigeon-holing...

   
       
There has never been a better time to be creative. Laptops allow instant access to both the world of design and the internet and it's just so easy to put those ideas down and launch them at the world. Jane however, doesn't quite get it. The creative juices rarely flow and now she's been distracted by someone she knows in the park across the road. Jane, the screen's the other way! Gabby is a kitten. God knows what she comes up with but she certainly gives me ideas.        
"Yes, I'm in the park across the road. I think I've got a good one.".

Yes, you guessed it. We were the first agency to come with the idea of
SEXISM.

We've never looked back!

               

Below are just some of the NEW PROJECTS and IDEAS we are working on, or have worked on in recent years.

 

         
We thought something was missing here, so we designed the 'laptop for bees'...

...see how much more industrious this worker bee now appears.

 

 
Bees have gone on to design their own computers. Above is a visualisation of just one of their profound concepts.
   
               
         
               

New paint for an old problem.

The Forth Bridge rusts so quickly that as soon as the painters have worked from one end to the other, they have to start all over again. The owners asked us to solve this important problem so our Creative Team got to work.
After months of research and on-site visits, thousands of pounds worth of computer analysis of the metals and stresses involved, not to mention a full engineering and structural appraisal along with a local, long-term weather report, in the end the answer was simple – "paint it orange", we said. "You'll get five years out of it between applications before some eagle-eyed tourist spot the rusts coming back through. Obvious really!

Problem Children? Problem Solved

For children with Attention Deficit Disorder we came up with new eyes for them which would keep their hands busy so they couldn't fiddle about all the time. This has worked wonders and mothers from all over the world have written to us, thanking us for our trouble. No problem mam. It's all in a days work for Black Pencil Design.

   
         
                             

           
Our design for a new tracking system that negates the use of expensive satellites. The military from several countries are very interested in developing the idea and why not? Using this very device we followed them back to a secret base and sprung a surprise presentation on them!

We've come up with a foolproof system for making sure mystics give accurate predictions. You keep poking them in the eye and eventually they say: "If you do that again, I will kill you.".

A great new 'hands-free' mobile idea that really works. It also prevents you looking from looking like a posy twat with a small designer device that really doesn't suit your image. No one in the world is going to call you pretentious with this strapped to your head.

   
       

This page is under constant development as we are asked to create or steal new ideas for projects around the world...

 

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